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The Curse of Nordic Cove

The Curse of Nordic Cove

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Critic Reviews

Jason Schreier - Kotaku “…this golf-simulator-slash-action-adventure title thinks outside the box. I saw it on the PAX East show floor last weekend and thought it was so bizarre, I had to tape it.”

Curtis Stone – Front Towards Gamer “The Curse of Nordic Cove is a very unique title set in a world unlike anything you’ve probably seen or played before. Combining your golf (yes, golf) skills with your surely honed FPS talents to create a title that is borderline insanity…in a good way! When I asked the creator of how this odd combo of golf/FPS came about, he told me he was hitting the links and had a simple thought- “What if Vikings invaded the course right now?” Yeah, I was sold after hearing that too.”

Game Summary

It all started in Nordic Cove, a small hamlet in the fictional state we all know today as “New York”. Once called New Hamburgerstand in the early A.D. years, it flourished with fur trades and Bacon Cheeseburgers. It was also home to the gravesite of a crusty, sorcerous, evil-naughty-person; the Viking warlord “Helfdane the Terrible!” Helfdane’s tyranny of the New Land was halted during these very rough times due to bad planning, and terrible hygiene.

Today, Bacon Cheeseburgers are still at an all-time high, and New North America is on the verge of being historically “inconvenienced” in the face. An archaeologist cork-sniffer named Dr. Howard Bre, and his lovely assistant, Kayte Sparo have disturbed this ancient gravesite. Thus, fulfilling a curse which reanimated Helfdane and his minions to rip the life force from beings starting with Nordic Cove! Gross!

Kayte’s boyfriend, Paulie Chops, must find the help he needs to turn this around, stat! This is their date night after all. Alright! YOU deal with that Helfdane thing. We’re getting Bacon Cheeseburgers and staying warm. We’ll be cheering for you!

Key Features

  • Indie game that provides a fresh perspective in gaming.
  • Scoring and multiple difficulty levels provide replay value

System Requirements

PC/Mac/Linux

Processor: 2.66 GHz Intel Core2 Duo E8200 or 2.66 GHz AMD Athlon II X4 620
Memory: 2GB
Hard Disk: 2GB
Video: AMD Radeon HD 4850 / 5000 / 6000 / 7000 series NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GT / 9 / 200 / 400 / 500 / 600 series or equivalent


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